- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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