Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

VAGINA.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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