what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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