Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

God

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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