Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Joke.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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