Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

try slamming a revolving door

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

thumb_up thumb_down -11

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

And more;

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

No.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops