whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

whats bloop with an m? matthew

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

what did the old lady die of old age...

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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