why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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No.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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AIDS

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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