- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

My kids are mistakes.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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