How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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My parents have an open marriage.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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