What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Im black

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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