- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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