Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Dylan is a person

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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long in the tooth!

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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