You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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