What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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