A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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try slamming a revolving door

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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I LIKE TRAINS

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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