- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Get in the car.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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