Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Justin's hair

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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