- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Terry has ebola

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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