Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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