- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Jesus was a good guy

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

You see how lame this is?

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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