Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

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