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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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