Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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