whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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