What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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I pooped.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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