Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What can make you pee? Liquid

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

womens rights

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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