yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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you

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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God

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Scott Gomez

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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