yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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