- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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