A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

BOTTOM!!!

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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