- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Women.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Who wants pizza crusts?

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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