A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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