How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Top Gear USA

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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