What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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