- Anti Joke

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

children burning

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

I pooped.