Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Joke.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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