What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Charlotte Bobcats

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Thumbs this up

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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