- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's 1+1? 69.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

I grunt when I poop.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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