Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Xbox One

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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