Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

this is not a joke

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

69- by Adam Chebali

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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