Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Black People

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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