What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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woman's rights

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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