what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Top Gear USA

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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what happens every day? People die

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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