- Anti Joke

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

I pooped.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Bean.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be