Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Dylan is a person

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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