Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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a man is running away

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Your Mom

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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