Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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potatoes

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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