Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Joke.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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