Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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knock knock who's there no one

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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joke

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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