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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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