Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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women's rights

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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