Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

meh

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Charlotte Bobcats

good one jess !!

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Basically copying you.

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