- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Michael Castillo is gay

Butt poop.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Knock knock. Racism.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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