Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Cheese stick

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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