- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

knock, knock. come in.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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