- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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