- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

civil rights

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What color is red paint? Red

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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