- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

long in the tooth!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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