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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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