- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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